Funny verdicts for messy DMs, mixed signals, awkward flirting, and suspiciously emotional use of “lol.”
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DM Court checks the energy, the imbalance, the fake chill, and the suspicious phrasing.
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This conversation has been pretending to be casual while clearly not being casual.
Judge's Note
“No one here is relaxed. The court refuses to believe otherwise.”
Final Ruling
2 counts of mixed signals, 1 count of fake nonchalance, no jail time.
This group chat contains one decision-maker and multiple ornamental citizens.
Judge's Note
“One person built the bridge. Everyone else applauded from shore.”
Final Ruling
Promote one. Fine the rest.
This conversation remains work-safe on paper, but the vibe has filed for reclassification.
Judge's Note
“The court cannot prove flirting, but the record is not helping.”
Final Ruling
Proceed carefully and maybe before 6 PM next time.
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